Blonde Review
for 2006
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels… Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in printer
!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car flooded because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days… Instructions said 1 hour per pound and
I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the
stupid phone!!!
What a year!
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