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A Kindergarteners’ Thanksgiving Cookbook

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

 

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For the seven of you who have never seen this before – and for those of you who think you might have but it was probably at least a year ago so you’re not sure…

 

 

A Thanksgiving Cookbook

by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class

 

Note: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook

 

 

Ivette - Banana Pie: You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and put them in the pie. Then you eat it.

 

Russell – Turkey: You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.

 

Geremy – Turkey: You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and eat.

 

Andrew – Pizza: Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.

 

Shelby – Applesauce: Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, “Applesauce”. Then you eat it.

 

Meghan H. – Turkey: You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. You take it out and let it cool and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.

 

Danny – Turkey: You put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then you put it in the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.

 

Brandon – Turkey: First you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up and cook it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat it.

 

Megan K – Chicken: You put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25 degrees and put gravy on it and eat it.

 

Christa – Cookies: Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out and dry them off. Then it’s time to eat them.

 

Irene – Turkey: Put it on a plate and put it in the oven with gravy. You cook it for 1 minute and for 100 degrees. Then it’s all cooked. Your mom or dad cuts it and then eat.

 

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