Archive for February, 2013

You Know You’re Not a Kid Anymore When…

Friday, February 8th, 2013

 

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You know you’re not a kid anymore when…

 

 

You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.

 

You can live without sex but not without glasses.

 

Your back goes out more than you do.

 

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

 

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

 

You are proud of your lawnmower.

 

Your best friend is dating someone half his age…and isn’t breaking any laws.

 

You call Olan Mills before they call you.

 

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

 

You sing along with the elevator music.

 

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

 

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

 

You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

 

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 

People call at 9:00 pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”

 

You have a dream about prunes.

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