Things I’m Crossing Off My Bucket List

After some thoughtful reconsideration, here are the things I’ve decided to remove from my bucket list:

Water-ski from Key West, Florida to Miami Beach in my underwear

Kiss a camel

Eat scrambled cow brains and eggs (I’ve decided to pass on the possum pie too, thank you…!)

Graduate from Butcher Bob’s Medical School

Grow a full head of hair

Compete in an Iron Man Triathlon – or any other kind of “athlon” for that matter

Pick up anything weighing more than 60 pounds

Have a date with Miss Piggy

Break a stack of bricks with my forehead

Eat a plate of escargot

Wrestle a hungry alligator

Swim across the upper Mississippi River in February

Eat a light bulb

Raise just one more teenager

Get a haircut

Toilet paper the White House

Have tea with Charles Manson

Ride across country on a tricycle

Castrate a hippopotamus

Parachute from the top of the Empire State Building

Stay awake during reruns of The Brady Bunch

Clean one more chicken house in August

Hitchhike across Death Valley

Vacation in Uzbekistan

Hike the Amazon in flip-flops

Ride a kangaroo through Sydney

Write a prequel to the Bible

Train three gophers to juggle soda straws (OK, so I just made this one up. It wasn’t really on my list…)

Streak across the Iditarod finish line

Hop backwards across the Santa Monica Freeway during rush hour

Hug a porcupine

Go piranha fishing with my bare hands

Pet a hyena

Make fun of anyone with a gun rack in their pickup cab

Hold a revival meeting in Tehran

Milk a moose

Oh yeah, and eat a whole bowl of cottage cheese…

I feel better now – and yes, I expect my therapist to be calling soon.

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