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Text Messaging and Chat Abbreviations

 for Older Folks

 

 

 

It’s no secret that our aging population is spending more time on-line and hooking up in countless chat rooms around the Web.  As a public service, we offer the following text and chat abbreviations which some of you may find useful in the coming years…

 

 

AIRTU – Am I related to you?

 

ATGOD – Ahh, the good old days

 

BRBIIR – Be right back if I remember

 

CFMG – Can’t find my glasses

 

CRAP – Crap!

 

CUSGIUP – Can you still get it up?

 

CUCT – Can you cure that?

 

DAMN – Damn!

 

DIKU – Do I know you?

 

DOWPL – Doubling over with pain laughing

 

DUR – Do you remember…. ?

 

DUSD – Do you still drive?

 

FAAC – Fell asleep at computer

 

FOOC – Fell out of chair

 

FWIWSG – Forgot what I was saying

 

GGAIH – Gotta go, ambulance is here

 

GGP – Gotta go pee

 

GGTAP – Gotta go take a pill

 

IHAPIM - I have a pain in my…..

 

HSUR – How’s your…. ?

 

HUH – Huh?

 

HIMBT – Hope I’m breathing tomorrow

 

HURBT – Hope you’re breathing tomorrow

 

JPMP – Just peed my pants

 

KIR – Kids in room

 

KOMS – Kids over my shoulder

 

LTID – Laughing ‘til I dribble

 

LTMTFO – Laugh ‘til my teeth fall out

 

MAH – My ass hurts

 

NO – No!

 

NAPT – Nap time

 

NPT – Nap time

 

NPTM – Nap time

 

NT – Nap time

 

RMSL – Ripped my stitches laughing

 

ROFBIFOOMC – Rolling on floor because I fell out of my chair

 

SDO – Sorry, dozed off

 

TFB – Time for bed

 

WAI – Who am I?

 

WDII – What day is it?

 

WDIL – Where do I live?

 

WDTDRS – What did the doctor say?

 

WRU – Who are you?

 

WRUTFT – What are you taking for that?

 

WTHAMOP – Want to hear about my operation?

 

WYII – What year is it?

 

ZZZZ – Nap time (slang)

 

 

We hope this will be helpful to you…

 

 

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