Text Messaging and Chat Abbreviations
for Older Folks
It’s no secret that our aging population is spending more time on-line and hooking up in countless chat rooms around the Web. As a public service, we offer the following text and chat abbreviations which some of you may find useful in the coming years…
AIRTU – Am I related to you?
ATGOD – Ahh, the good old days
BRBIIR – Be right back if I remember
CFMG – Can’t find my glasses
CRAP – Crap!
CUSGIUP – Can you still get it up?
CUCT – Can you cure that?
DAMN – Damn!
DIKU – Do I know you?
DOWPL – Doubling over with pain laughing
DUR – Do you remember…. ?
DUSD – Do you still drive?
FAAC – Fell asleep at computer
FOOC – Fell out of chair
FWIWSG – Forgot what I was saying
GGAIH – Gotta go, ambulance is here
GGTAP – Gotta go take a pill
IHAPIM - I have a pain in my…..
HSUR – How’s your…. ?
HUH – Huh?
HIMBT – Hope I’m breathing tomorrow
HURBT – Hope you’re breathing tomorrow
JPMP – Just peed my pants
KIR – Kids in room
KOMS – Kids over my shoulder
LTID – Laughing ‘til I dribble
LTMTFO – Laugh ‘til my teeth fall out
MAH – My ass hurts
NO – No!
NAPT – Nap time
NPT – Nap time
NPTM – Nap time
NT – Nap time
RMSL – Ripped my stitches laughing
ROFBIFOOMC – Rolling on floor because I fell out of my chair
SDO – Sorry, dozed off
TFB – Time for bed
WAI – Who am I?
WDII – What day is it?
WDIL – Where do I live?
WDTDRS – What did the doctor say?
WRU – Who are you?
WRUTFT – What are you taking for that?
WTHAMOP – Want to hear about my operation?
WYII – What year is it?
ZZZZ – Nap time (slang)
We hope this will be helpful to you…
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